I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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