You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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