I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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