If i come over, it means nothing
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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