I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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