She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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