The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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