Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize