it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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