Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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