3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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