There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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