But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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