I feel like I'm in dance class right now
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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