let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
