I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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