Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
