FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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