Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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