I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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