Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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