Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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