Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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