this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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