Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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