She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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