i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i barfeds in our rink
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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