so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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