My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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