the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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