were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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