Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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