I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's just like the Real World with babies
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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