So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
