So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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