I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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