i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My feet surprised me
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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