is your mom at the bar?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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