That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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