I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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