His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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