Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
bring money and cleavage
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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