You made me cry and you don't even care
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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