Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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