so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize