I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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