Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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