Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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