I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I looked at my own cervix.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Oh god it's open bar.
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