Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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