and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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