She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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