Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Randomize
