Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Buhtt sex?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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