He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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