I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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