you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I will be naked everywhere
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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