i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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