What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
is it fun? or sober?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
