How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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