I'm lost and stupid without you.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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