Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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